americanaex0tica:

prestonhymas:

snail-monger:

awesomephilia:

Russian guy saves dog from imminent death (via)

I SCREAMED

this was the most stressful five seconds of my life

poor pug baby omfg

iwanttobeawinchester:

alldayidreamofdisney:

**How I greet all my friend’s dumb boyfriends**

she literally just said “i dont like you” to chris pine

precarioussanity:

utmostidiocy:

A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.

I read this post and thought “haha yeah that would be scary” and then heard a baby laughing and FREAKED OUT AND ALMOST STARTED CRYING. I WAS SO FUCKING SCARED.

I FORGOT I HAVE A ONE YEAR OLD.

Women are sharing their comebacks to instances of everyday sexism

cypheroftyr:

cupcakefury81:

misandry-mermaid:

dingdongno:

and it’s amazing

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from (x)

"Why, is your nose bigger than your dick?" OMFG so good!

Love this post. Always reblog.

I forgot my tweezers /dead

prayer-circle-for-pie:

look how fucking ridiculously happy that cat is

theweniswarmer:

izze-bizzle:

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i fucking knew it i fucking kn ew it i hate this website

someactorkid:

ellendegeneres:

In 10 or 11 years when she gets the joke, she’s gonna love this photo.

How long do you think it takes a child to learn how to read

"you only watch football because they’re hot"

panic-at-the-isco:

awww yes

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look at that

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bask in the glory 

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such hotness

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cumberbuddy:

gvacamolly:

petitbear:

skittleoakley:

Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]

When he says “really” ;’)

Never leave this un-reblogged

What a dear human being he is. 

angrynerdyblogger:

Once in high school my friend kicked her leg up and her shoe flew off and smashed into the ceiling with this huge BANG and the teacher whirled around and yelled “WHO DID THAT?” and my friend just stared at her as the ceiling tile fell and shattered on the floor between them and the shoe thumped down on top of it and my friend just went “that’s not my shoe” while standing there with one shoe on

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